Unusual Gifts For…

Another year is coming to an end and it’s time to head off and find ourselves calendars for the upcoming year. Things may be tough right now for the general population, however we can always count on a calendar full of funny sayings, quotes and puns to at least bring a smile to our somewhat gloomy faces. Plus it’s always great to have a calendar around so we do not forget the important events of our lives, you know… like last year when you were supposed to pick up your mom from the airport after work and wrote it on your hand… but then it smudged and you completely forgot about it? 3 words - Love Your Calendar!

Nurses Desk Calendar:

Screaming toddlers. Chaotic emergency rooms. Smug doctors. Twelve-hour shifts. It’s all in a day’s work for nurses. The nurse professionals who have been in the trenches—whether at a hospital, medical office, or nursing home—will appreciate and understand this day-to-day calendar. Each entry includes a true tale, anecdote, or witty quote that every nurse will read, recognize, and enjoy.

Wacky Web Sites Page-A-Day Desk Calendar:

When your boss turns her back, discover a new online escape with just a click of the mouse. Featuring the kookiest, funniest, oddest, geekiest, and most amusing sites out there, Wacky Websites offers a year of utterly addictive (if often pointless) entertainment. Flash back to the elementary school lunchroom with an online museum of lunch boxes (with matching thermoses, of course!). Learn the exciting sport of squirrel fishing. Plus a recipe for real southern moonshine, an Elvis-sighting bulletin board, a dictionary of British teen slang, and TGIF Time Wasters, including Rate My Bunny, a site where you rate the cuteness quotient of bunny rabbits. Okay, maybe you should get back to that spreadsheet now.

Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit Desk Calendar:

Introducing the calendar certain to pop up in cubicles all over America. If you’ve ever wondered how to “harness intellectual capital,” why that MQNWSMEWGABHANG (Moderately qualified, non-threatening white straight male employee who gets ahead because he’s a “nice guy”) was promoted ahead of you, or what your boss really meant when she said “keep me in the loop,” this calendar belongs on your desktop. Based on the book The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit, the calendar features hundreds of caustically funny definitions for the clichéd, meaningless, and euphemistic jargon and “buzzwords” that supplant actual communication in offices every day.

365 Great Things About Getting Older Desk Calendar:

Grandchildren, golf games, and great big ol’ Cadillacs are just a few of the great things about getting older. Each page of this lighthearted and optimistic calendar provides a humorous entry about the aging process or a celebrity quote about growing older. The perfect gift for milestone birthdays.

Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Desk Calendar:

Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on “redneck.” He defines it as “a glorious absence of sophistication.” And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Each page of this calendar features a hilarious redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.

The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Desk Calendar:

Celebrating 15 years of mind-blowing success—and supreme stupidity! The #1 top-selling black-and-white Page-A-Day is back with a whole new batch of shocking ignorance, malapropisms, foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity airheadedness, and government spin: “Rat complaints have gone up, but we see that as a positive thing, because more people know how to contact us now.”—New York City complaints hotline bureaucrat. Plus hopelessly mixed metaphors, odd menu items, dumb tourist questions, and supermodel Naomi Campbell: “I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.”

Biddys Wall Calendar:

Everybody knows one. Half the population is destined to become one. Biddys is an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those ladies with the big hats and little dogs. For those who enjoy a good laugh, this calendar puts it all in perspective.

It’s Happy Bunny Desk Calendar:

The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is.

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