“1974 Design” (because everyone loves a blast from the past, right?) This 50th Birthday Gifts Blanket proudly boasts the year 1974, ensuring you’ll never forget how old the recipient is turning. It also features the hilariously outdated phrase “50 years of perfection,” because apparently, life is all about celebrating mediocrity.
“Perfect Box Package” (for when you want to make it extra obvious that you put zero effort into this gift) A generic gift box and a card with generic well wishes? Now that’s what we call “sincere heart.”
“Ideal 50th Birthday Gift” (because 50 is the new 100, apparently) Turning 50 is a monumental occasion, so what better way to celebrate than with a blanket that tells everyone how old you are? Because everyone wants to be reminded of their age.
“Suitable 60x50inch Size” (for those who prefer to be swaddled like a baby) This blanket is made of “soft flannel,” which is basically the fabric equivalent of a wet sock. And don’t forget, it’s perfect for decorating your home with the bold statement: “I’m 50 years old and I’m proud of it!”
“Clean Requirements” (because you need a master’s degree in laundry to take care of this thing) Don’t worry, this blanket is “machine washable” (if you’re lucky). But just be prepared to spend hours ironing out the wrinkles and floating hairs that you’ll inevitably get after the first wash.
In a nutshell: This blanket is the epitome of a generic, uninspired gift that screams “I didn’t even try.” But hey, at least it’s got a “unique 1974 design,” right?
What about 50th Birthday Gifts Blanket?
- Unique Design: Features “1974” and “50 years of perfection” for a 50th birthday theme.
- Perfect Box Package: Comes in a gift box with a wishes card, making it a thoughtful present.
- Ideal 50th Birthday Gift: Celebrates the milestone of turning 50 with a special gift.
- Suitable Size: 60×50 inches, soft flannel material for warmth and comfort.
- Easy Care: Machine washable, low temperature ironing.
Emiland14 –
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I decided to order this blanket for myself as an early 50th birthday gift. There is nothing I love more than coming home from a busy day, putting on my comfy clothes and wrapping up in a soft blanket on the couch. I know this blanket will be perfect and it helps me celebrate my 50th birthday!!
The colors are so vibrant and the blanket is SUPER soft! It even came with a sweet little birthday note inside!! No odors after I cut it out of the vacuum sealed packaging. Great blanket and a great price!! Happy 50th Birthday to me!!!
Rusty F. –
Yes, I just described a throw as being cute and comfy. If you’re into having corny stuff to have around the house, this is a perfect throw if you have someone hovering around 50 years old. The flannel material and the cute phrases make for a nice gift if you have a friend turning 50.
Emiland14 –
This year I will be 50, and when I saw this blanket, I could not help myself. Early birthday present for me! When it arrived, it was vacuum sealed and shipped very well. The second you break the seal, it puffs up into a luxurious and SUPER soft blanket. The print and colors on it are vibrant and crystal clear. I will be using this blanket for years to come, and I absolutely love it!
Elizabeth –
This 50th birthday blanket is cozy and soft, and the color is perfect for my pink-loving husband. We gifted it to him for his 50th birthday, and it made an excellent gift. It’s great for cuddling on the couch during movies or snuggling in bed.
RazzmatazzStriking –
This is a very nice, lightweight blanket..yet still cozy feeling. It was packaged very well to be easily gifted. The colors are nice and vibrant as depicted in the pictures in the listing. It is a one-ply (?) type of material so there will be no pulling apart of two pieces while in wash. I did find some hanging threads which will need to be cut so as to not snag on anything. Overall, exactly as advertised.
Deborah Oliver –
The 50th Birthday Blanket is what I expected. Soft. Easy to read. But what surprised me was the packaging. It arrived in a thin “pizza box” type of gift box. The blanket was inside, vacuum bagged. It made for easy gift-wrapping – Just put a bow on it!
What I liked about this blanket is that it doesn’t indicate a birth year. In other words, this blanket can be purchased now and then given as a gift next year. Plus the vacuum bagging will keep the blanket dry, insect-free and fresh-smelling until then.
Heartstrings –
I love this blanket! It’s so soft and nice. The messages on the blanket are very thoughtful and kind, no inappropriate humors that are not even funny like some other blankets out there. It can be a very nice gift to someone’s special 50th birthday!
Lover of small containers!!! –
This is an adorable full-size throw. There are a few designs to choose from for whomever you are buying. If you are buying to use now or later there are options with the year printed on them and if you are going to buy later there are a few with no year. The blanket is 5 feet by 4.2 feet so the perfect size for cuddling up on the couch or in a chair.
The blanket comes with a gift box for presentation so no need to buy a bag or wrapping paper. This worked out extremely well for us as we had to have the packaged mailed to us away from home. Had I realized how well it was packaged I might have bought it with me.
The blanket is made of a soft flannel like material and is super soft, lightweight and seems to be well made. After the initial wash the blanket retained its softness and cozy feeling. The colors are so pretty on the pink blanket they seem to just pop out at you.
This was so well received that I believe I am going to buy a few more for other friends turning 50 this year and maybe a couple next year as well. This is a wonderful gift and if you are looking for something but don’t know what this is it. An easy 10.