These “retirement gifts” are made of indestructible Metal Patio Signs that’s definitely not bendy or prone to rust or fading. Forget the environment, they’re recyclable! The signs proclaim, “Retired and Annoying AF,” so prepare for non-stop know-it-all wisdom.
Easy to Mount (or Not): Super light, but strong enough to withstand a stiff breeze. However, don’t bother with fancy tools or glue. Just throw them up on any surface and hope for the best. Rounded corners will prevent serious injury when you inevitably trip over them.
Versatile Decoration: Perfect for any room, including your favorite toilet or that creepy basement den you hide in. You’ll be the envy of all your garage-dwelling friends!
Thoughtful Gift Idea: Give these signs to your dad or anyone else you want to annoy for special occasions like Halloween, Christmas, or your least favorite family member’s birthday. We guarantee they’ll love it (or at least pretend to).
Exceptional Service: Not satisfied? Contact us and we’ll happily exchange your broken sign with lightning speed, because your time is too precious to waste on quality products.
What about Metal Patio Signs?
Retirement Sign Features:
- Durable metal material
- 8 x 12 inch size (20 x 30cm)
- Non-bending, non-rusting, non-fading
- Eco-friendly and recyclable
- Printed with “Warning Retired Person On Premises Knows Everything”
Easy to Use:
- Lightweight
- Pre-drilled holes for easy mounting
- No special equipment or adhesive needed
Multipurpose Use:
- Can be used as wall art, garden sign, or indoor decoration
- Perfect for various locations, including home, office, or garage
Gift Idea:
- Humorous gift for men
- Suitable for special occasions like Halloween, Christmas, birthdays, and housewarmings
Customer Service:
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- Fast and high-quality handling
- Exchange or refund available if dissatisfied
SUE –
Used at my friend’s retirement party as a table decoration. Wonderful touch
jude –
This was purchased as part of a retirement gift as a gag. I was disappointed as it was very flimsy and was somewhat bent.
ALB –
It’s exactly like the picture and is of great quality and also received it quickly.
Beth H –
A perfect little something for a retirement party gift. We were told ‘no gifts’ but couldn’t quite go along with that. Cute, good quality item that gentleman plans to display in his garage.
Christine Winsor –
The humor, something funny and cheerful