Hey there, retiree! Ready to trade in your briefcase for a golf bag? We’ve got the perfect gift for you: our Divot Tool and Ball Marker Funny Farewell Set!
Crafted from the finest materials (or at least, materials that look fancy), this set features a divot tool that’s perfect for fixing those pesky holes you’ll inevitably create while trying to hit the ball. And of course, no divot tool is complete without a ball marker, so we’ve included one of those too.
But wait, there’s more! Our set also comes with a magnetic hat clip, so you can keep your divot tool and ball marker close at hand while you’re embarrassing yourself on the green.
And to top it all off, this whole shebang comes in a sleek tin gift box. So you can give it to your retiree friend and say, “Congratulations on your retirement! Now get out of my hair and go play golf!”
Other Sarcastic Retirement Gift Ideas:
- 2023 Happy Retirement Gifts for Men: The perfect gift for the retiree who’s finally ready to admit that they’re over the hill.
- Funny Farewell Gifts for Coworkers: A hilarious way to say, “Good riddance!” to your retiring coworker.
- Funny Retired Gift for Men and Women: A lighthearted gift to remind your retiree friend that they’re now officially old and useless.
- Divot Tool and Ball Marker Set for Grandpa: The perfect gift for the retiree who’s finally old enough to play golf every day.
So there you have it! Our sarcastic retirement gift guide. May your retiree friends enjoy their golden years, even if they’re too old and feeble to play golf anymore.
What about Funny Farewell Set?
- Crafted for golf enthusiasts
- Helps fix divots and mark balls
- Keeps tools handy on the golf course
- Stylish and practical gift
- Comes in a variety of designs and styles, including:
- Retirement Golf Gift for Men
- 2023 Happy Retirement Gifts for Men
- Funny Farewell Gifts for Coworkers
- Funny Retired Gift for Men and Women
- Grandpa Retirement Gift
CR MacGal –
Nice little golf gift for retiree. Comes in a cute tin and has some weight to it. Very nice and would make a nice gift.
whippetlover –
I don’t play the game but I like the fact that you can put this on your hat & the ball marker clings to it magnetically always at hand! It has a cute message about the game & what retirement gives you the time for! This was a gift for a golfer friend & he loved them & said they were very useful!