Get your kids these super-exciting 30th birthday cards. They’re packed with enthralling events from 1994, which you can bore your family and friends with.
For your 30-year-old daughter, son, or any other unfortunate relative or friend, these cards are like a dose of sweet, nostalgic boredom. When they open them, they’ll be overwhelmed by the heartwarming love and excitement of their loved ones, or at least they’ll pretend to be.
Bonus points! These cards come in a snazzy 7.9 x 10.6-inch size, complete with a golden envelope and protective bag, so you can rest assured they’ll arrive wrinkled and torn.
But wait, there’s more! The inside is a blank canvas of pure white, giving you ample space to write your generic and uninspired birthday wishes.
And don’t worry about quality. We guarantee it, or at least we’ll say we do. If the card arrives bent or damaged, just send us a message and we’ll ignore it. Thanks for your cooperation!
What about Unique 30th Birthday Card?
- Description: Cards filled with nostalgic events from 1994 to bore your loved ones with.
- Target Audience: Children, friends, and anyone else turning 30.
- Features:
- 7.9 x 10.6 inches in size
- Gold envelope and protective bag (for minimal damage)
- Blank white interior for your heartfelt (or not) messages
- Quality Guarantee: We promise to do our best to ignore any complaints about bent or damaged cards.
Additional Notes:
- These cards are the perfect way to show your loved ones how much you care (or don’t care).
- They are also a great conversation starter, especially if you enjoy talking about the good old days.
- Please handle with care, as the cards may be fragile and prone to damage during transportation.
buffettfan –
The card is large and is perfect for a 30th birthday card. It features a lot of significant events and statistics from 30 years ago. It is really like a visit down memory lane. I am very happy with this purchase and would highly recommend it as a unique card for anyone turning 30 this year.
Brandy Reed –
We used the card for guests to sign in. It was good quality but smaller than I thought it would be.
Brandy Reed –
It was my fiancé’s birthday and this card was perfect. His whole family enjoyed reading the facts on it and reminiscing about the year. The inside was blank, which was nice because it allowed me to make the inside personal. Love the nice envelope it came with. Also, it was quite large so I loved that. Great value.
D.J. Vee –
Interesting to read and very unique. Got this for a 75th birthday card instead of the same old boring cards with flowers or mystic/garden setting. This was original and actually fun to read! Arrived in a very sturdy envelope and had plastic casing so no bends in the card itself. Also came with a perfectly sized gold envelope with a sticker to seal. I would recommend these if anyone decides to think out of the box and get something unique like this
S. Lee –
This card was a hit at my niece’s 30th birthday party! So much info about the year 1994. The card is huge & well made…not flimsy at all. Note: inside is blank so prepare to write a lot to fill in the space or just add pictures & stickers👍
Dani –
This is a great gift! Big enough to frame and it brought and envelope! Served as a birthday card!
Samantha –
Great idea for a younger person so that they can see the things that happen the year they were born. The card is on the larger side so that they can hang it up somewhere or they can keep it for a long time. The shipping was fast and the product is great overall.
Cathy –
I bought this for my son who was turning 18. Its a nice size card with a black interior that I had all of our family and his friends sign like a yearbook. It also came with a nice thick gold color envelope and a glossy gold seal. Tons of interesting facts on the front cover of the card. Will buy again as they make it for other years as well.