Yo, check it out, birthday girl! We know you’re turning the big 3-0, and we’re totally not prepared. But hey, we got you this Crystal Baskets Set, so you can’t be mad at us, right?
11-Piece Supervalue Gift List: Stuff We Found in the Back of Our Closet
- Stainless steel tumbler: For when you need to keep your wine cold while you’re crying about getting old.
- Incense candles: To cover up the smell of your desperation.
- Bath bombs: To help you soak away your sorrows.
- Bath salt: To make your tears extra salty.
- Amethyst necklace: To ward off evil spirits (or at least your nagging relatives).
- Turquoise necklace: To remind you of the ocean, where you wish you could escape to.
- Makeup bag: To hide the bags under your eyes from all the late-night birthday planning you didn’t do.
- Gift box: To put all this stuff in, because we’re too lazy to wrap it.
- Greeting card: With a heartfelt message like “Happy Birthday, Old Timer!”
- Straw: For sipping your wine in style.
- Brush: To comb out the gray hairs you’ll be getting soon.
30th Exclusive Tumbler: The Perfect Prop for Your Midlife Crisis Photo Shoot
“30 and Fabulous” it says. Yeah, right. But hey, at least you’ll look good in your Instagram pics with this tumbler in hand.
Most Meaningful Gift: Crystals That Will Totally Change Your Life
Amethyst? Turquoise? Who needs them? But hey, they look pretty, and that’s what really matters, right?
Sincere Wishes: We Hope You Don’t Hate Us
We know this gift basket is a little lame, but we promise we love you. And hey, at least you don’t have to spend your 30th birthday alone… with us. Happy birthday, old friend!
What about Crystal Baskets Set?
- 11-piece gift set valued at over $80, now only $30
- Includes:
- Stainless steel tumbler
- Incense candles
- Bath bombs
- Bath salt
- Amethyst necklace
- Turquoise necklace
- Makeup bag
- Gift box
- Greeting card
- Straw
- Brush
- Tumbler features “30 and Fabulous” design
- Crystals are believed to bring wealth, good luck, and healing energy
strmtdof –
For the price, I was half expecting something cheap and cheesy. I was pleasantly surprised at how truly nice a gift pack this was.
Vikki –
Only problem I have with this gift is no way to identify what each Crystal meant or what each stone on the bracelet meant to the person receiving it, otherwise a wonderful gift.
Dionicia –
Se lo regalé Ami amiga que cumplió 30 y fue la mejor decisión que pude tomar quedamos completamente rnamoradas 🥰
BRENDA –
THIS WAS A GIFT AND SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVED, WILL BUY AGAIN
Amy –
Got this set for my granddaughters 21st birthday, she’s enjoyed it. Everything was packed well and makes a sweet keepsake
Kathy j –
Very cute little package
Daniella –
She loved this!! The jewelry is beautiful!! The candle smells delicious!! I definitely would get this again!
Carly –
I bought this is a gift for one of my best friends and it was such a cute and fun kit as a whole. Each piece was actually a lot better quality than I was originally expecting. Very cute!