“Creative” Gifts? This Birthday Newspaper Card screams “I put zero effort into this”. It’s basically just a giant newspaper clipping with a “Happy 40th!” thrown in. Perfect for when you want to tell your Dad/Mom/friend/sibling/significant other that you couldn’t be bothered to actually find a thoughtful gift. Bonus: It’s so large you can practically use it as a tablecloth for your extra special birthday party.
Quality? Sure, it’s made of paper… thick paper. The kind that’ll get ripped in half the second someone tries to actually write on it. Don’t worry about the environment, though – it’s eco-friendly. Because we all know “eco-friendly” means “cheap”.
Elegant Packaging? Don’t be fooled by the “high quality” yellow envelope. It’s basically a glorified paper bag, complete with fake wax seals that’ll probably fall off before you even hand it over.
Memory & Blessing? Sure, reminisce about the year 1983… when your recipient was a baby and you were probably still in diapers. And the blank inside is a “blessing” because it leaves you with the responsibility of actually writing something personal.
Satisfaction Guaranteed? Oh, you think you’ll get your money back if this monstrosity is met with the eye rolls it deserves? Don’t be silly.
What about Birthday Newspaper Card?
- Design: Cute, double-sided, classy-vintage newspaper design.
- Recipient: Perfect for Dad, Mom, friends, siblings, boyfriend, girlfriend.
- Party Decor: Makes birthday parties stand out.
- Quality:
- Large size (8.5×11″ folded, 17×11″ open).
- High-quality, thick 300gsm cardboard.
- Laminated surface for durability.
- Packaging:
- High-quality 250gsm yellow envelope.
- Two 1.5″ wax seal stickers.
- Features:
- Space for personal message.
- Great for photo prop.
- Guarantee:
- High-quality product & excellent customer service.
- Return or exchange for damaged items.
Anastacia –
Love the big size, quality made. Grandson loved it.
C Gin –
Overall Assessment – this is a fun birthday card. It is regular cardstock weight.
The front side includes lots and lots of facts about that happened in 1964. I won’t re-hash the contents here.
The back side translates 60 years into years, weeks, days, hours, minutes. I’m not sure why months aren’t included. Also, a few other facts – like steps taken and even the amount (tbs) of toilet paper. I’m not sure what TBS stands for. Also, days on the toilet even though TOILET is spelled as toielt. I took off a star for this.
The inside is blank so that you can write as much or as little as you want.
There are 2 stickers to seal the envelope that comes with the card.
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Jacque –
DO NOT PURCHASE! So many typos!