Get ready to embrace the holiday chaos with the incredible 2023 Dumpster Fire Ornament! It’s the ultimate gift for your loved ones, enemies, and even your annoying coworkers. Let’s set ablaze all your woes and regrets, because a fresh start is just around the corner.
This top-notch ornament is made from fancy virgin plastic, so it’s safe, durable, and won’t make Mother Nature cringe too hard. The print on it looks so real, you’ll swear it’s a tiny flaming dumpster. Plus, we’ve packed it up super securely to survive the treacherous journey to your door.
Get ready for some seriously dazzling decor with vibrant colors and flashy LED lights. It’s like a disco inferno in ornament form! And if you’re feeling fancy, you can choose from three different lighting modes. So whether you want a subtle glow or a full-blown dumpster inferno, we’ve got you covered.
Not only will this beauty look spectacular on your Christmas tree, but it’ll also bring joy to your office or home desk. Because let’s face it, we all need a little reminder that the dumpster fire of life will eventually burn out, and a fresh start is here to save the day.
Oh, and did we mention its perfect size? It won’t hog all the space on your tree or desk. It measures a mere 3.74 x 3.03 x 2.48 inches, so it’s just right for hanging or displaying without stealing the show.
Just a friendly reminder: batteries are not included, because apparently, dumpster fires don’t need extra juice. But if you want those LED lights to shine bright like a Christmas star, make sure you’ve got 3 LR44 batteries handy.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered in case you forget to grab some batteries. We offer a convenient battery pack add-on option at checkout, so you can have everything you need for your flaming dumpster ornament to light up the room.
2023 Dumpster Fire Ornament: Spreading Laughter, Supporting Causes, and Embracing Holiday Chaos
And the fun doesn’t stop there! The 2023 Dumpster Fire Ornament is not just a decoration, it’s also a conversation starter. Imagine the laughs and chuckles it will bring as your guests admire this hilarious and relatable symbol of the year gone by.
But wait, there’s more! Our ornament comes with a small booklet filled with humorous anecdotes and quotes about surviving the chaos of life. It’s the perfect companion to keep you entertained while you sip on hot cocoa and reflect on the year’s ups and downs.
And because we believe in giving back, a portion of the proceeds from every purchase of the 2023 Dumpster Fire Ornament will go towards supporting local charities that help those in need. So not only will you be spreading joy and laughter, but you’ll also be making a difference in someone’s life.
So, don’t let the holiday chaos get you down. Embrace it with open arms and a flaming dumpster ornament that reminds you to keep pushing forward. Order yours today and get ready to set your tree, desk, or office ablaze with the perfect symbol of hope and renewal.
What about Dumpster Fire Ornament?
- 2023 Dumpster Fire Ornament is a great gift for friends, family, and coworkers
- Made of safe and durable virgin plastic
- Realistic print that won’t smear or smudge
- Packed in protective packaging for safe shipping
- Vibrant colors and flickering LED lights with 3 different lighting modes
- Can be used as a Christmas tree ornament or desk display
- Reminds you that bad things come to an end and a new beginning is on the horizon
- Perfect size for hanging on a tree or placing on a desk
- Batteries not included, requires 3 LR44 batteries for LED lights
Mishp –
Absolutely adorable but doesnt tell u what kind of batteries.
Donnie –
Very cool idea for an ornament!
You need three LR44 batteries to power this. Nothing in/on the package will tell you this though.
I wish you could change the year on this as it lends itself well to a COVID reaction ornament.
There are three patterns to the light: on, quick and slow flash. A shame the board isn’t more advanced and could provide more of a flicker effect to look like fire
The City Mouse –
The item arrived with no instructions, tag or packaging. It doesn’t light up, wiring is disconnected, pieces were all over. Total waste of money and no value whatsoever.
SavvySmith –
Cute idea, but does NOT come with batteries… Kinda pricey when these are not included. Also seems like the string lights don’t fit in correctly so that they can be clicked on from the outside.
NOYB –
Did not come with batteries. Very delicate plastic that is basically not assembled so you have to put the whole thing together and I hope it survives putting the batteries in it. I hope it works… 🙄 not worth the money plus shipping. This is garbage.
Sonoma –
Bought it for a gift, but the LEDS don’t work and the plastic is flimsy.
Megan –
This came with non working lights.
The City Mouse –
You will need to watch the video on this listing, because no instructions come with the ornament. The video says that batteries are in the box, but they are not. You need BJ002 button batteries. The flames and dumpster lids are sitting loose on tiny plastic posts. I was so disappointed because this was a fun idea to end a bad year.