- “This oil promises to magically cure all your aches and pains, leaving your skin feeling like a baby’s bottom. Just add a dash of ‘natural ingredients’ and voila! You’re good to go. Perfect for those who believe in the power of snake oil.”
- “Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion due to the ‘warming’ effects of ginger. Use only under strict supervision of a qualified professional, or at least someone who knows how to operate a fire extinguisher.”
- “Looking to spice up your romantic evening? This oil claims to create the ‘perfect’ atmosphere for a sensual massage. Just be sure to avoid any actual ‘warming’ effects – you don’t want your date to think you’re getting too hot.”
- “This oil will make you smell like a lavender field, or maybe a spa – whichever one makes you feel like a ‘romantic’ person.”
- “Who needs a spa when you can just buy this magic potion and pretend you’re getting a professional massage? You’ll smell like lavender and feel like you’ve spent a fortune on a fancy treatment. Just don’t expect any real therapeutic benefits.”
- “This oil is so versatile, it can be used for everything from baths to massages to hair care. Just be sure to avoid using it as a perfume, unless you want to smell like a walking lavender plant.”
- “Because everyone needs a massage ball, especially when you can just use your own fingers. This one is guaranteed to provide the most ‘soothing’ experience, unless you accidentally roll it over a bone. Then it’s just ‘soothing’ pain.”
- “Finally, a solution for all your massage needs! Just grab this ball and roll it around your body until your muscles are so sore you can barely move. What could go wrong?”
- “Looking for the perfect gift for someone who has absolutely everything? Look no further! This set of massage oil and a ball is sure to impress them with your thoughtfulness. Just be sure to avoid giving it to anyone who actually knows something about massage therapy.”
- “This gift set is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your partner. Just be sure to steer clear of any potential romantic implications – this is just a ‘relaxing’ gift, nothing more.”
What about Massage Oil for Massage Therapy?
- Natural Ingredients: Arnica extract, ginger oil, grape seed oil.
- Benefits: Lymphatic drainage, muscle soreness relief, warming, hydrating.
- Use: Professional or at-home massage.
Massage Oils for Date Night:
- Lavender Aromatic Massage Oil: Relaxing, romantic, smooth skin.
- Ginger Oil Warming Oil: Relieves muscle fatigue, warming, comfortable.
- Benefits: Creates a relaxing and romantic atmosphere.
Scented Relaxing Lavender Massage Oil:
- Ingredients: Lavender essential oil, grape seed oil, arnica oil.
- Benefits: Relaxing, hydrating, nourishing, versatile (bath, massage, gua sha, hair care).
- Use: At-home spa experience.
High Quality Massage Ball:
- Features: Rotates 360 degrees, works with massage oil.
- Benefits: Painless massage, relaxing, soothing, convenient.
Wonderful Gift Sets:
- Ideal for: Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, Anniversary, Birthday.
- Perfect for: Boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, family, friends.
Hunter Guerrero –
Doesn’t feel too greasy and smells good. I could do without the roller ball though. It just wasn’t effective and just collected a bunch of oil. Don’t need it. But the oil had a nice feel to it and dissipated nicely. Didn’t smell too strong either so my client was able to put their shirt on right afterwards.
Amanda –
The lavender doesn’t smell like lavender at all. It smells like old perfume. The other one smells good and we didn’t have any skin sensitivity to it either. Love the massage ball.
Walker.615 –
The smells are wonderful, not too strong not too weak. They have been a great benefit to helping my little kiddos fall asleep at night & relaxing for myself on those late night days of restless sleep.
Crystal_dawn –
Got this to massage my husband for our 16th anniversary & it was the perfect set! Oil absorbs like it should, and smell is amazing!
Francesca –
The combination of the extra strength, ultra-pure magnesium oil and the soothing body lotion offers exactly what my body needs after intense training sessions.
The magnesium oil spray provides immediate relief for muscle aches, especially after long swims, bike rides, or runs. I’ve noticed a significant improvement in my leg and joint health. What sets this product apart is that it’s less itchy compared to other magnesium sprays I’ve tried, making it much more comfortable to use. The non-greasy formula absorbs quickly into the skin, so there’s no sticky residue left behind. The body lotion complements the oil perfectly, offering a relaxing, moisturizing finish that helps me wind down after a long day of training. Since using this set, my sleep quality has improved noticeably, and I wake up feeling more refreshed and relaxed. Definitely recommend 100%.
Doug Teachey –
As a husband and father of three daughters, my ladies love a good foot massage with the lavender oil, which has a delightful aroma. When their feet or legs are sore, I use the sore muscle oil, which doesn’t leave a burning sensation. Recently, my wife was suffering from planter fasciitis, and I used the sore muscle blend, along with some deep tissue massage on her foot and ankle area for a few days, which helped with her recovery.
Pros:
* Great smell
* Easy absorption
* Great price
Cons:
* One of the pumps didn’t work, so I had to pour it out by hand, which made a mess, so I had to exchange it
Jamie huff –
This item is amazing I love this. It helps with sore muscles and helps you to relax.
Heather –
My spouse and I got this because we enjoy personal massages from one another and this was perfect. The oil smells nice and is soothing. The rolling ball helps a little to not tire out your hands as quickly as without. The only down side for me was I thought the bottles would be bigger but I didn’t pay attention to the measurements so that’s on me.