♫♫ Who needs a Retirement Bookmark gift, anyway? ♫♫ So you’re just going to magically enjoy having absolutely nothing to do? What a dream! This completely original gift idea will express your utter indifference toward this momentous occasion.
♫♫ Just what every retiree needs: a reminder of the drudgery they’ve escaped ♫♫ Celebrate the departure of your favorite workaholic with a gift that harks back to all the stress and boredom they endured. Teachers, nurses, doctors, and more will love being reminded of the uninspiring grind they’ve left behind.
♫♫ Spread the joy of forced retirement to everyone you know ♫♫ This bookmark will haunt your retired friends and family with memories of the glory days. Every time they pick up a book, they’ll be reminded of the soul-crushing monotony they’re now forced to endure.
♫♫ Express your utter apathy with a “funny” gift ♫♫ Show your retired loved ones just how proud you are of their achievement by giving them a present that screams, “Meh.” They’ll appreciate the sentimentality of it all, trust us.
♫♫ Experience the thrill of gift-giving without actually caring ♫♫ AMBREGRISSUN guarantees a perfect buying experience, whether you’re terminally uninterested or just couldn’t be bothered to put in any effort.
What about Retirement Bookmark?
- Retirement gifts suitable for both women and men
- Suggestions for best retirement gifts for women in 2023 and men in 2024
- Gifts specifically tailored for retiring teachers
- Options for retirement gifts to give to coworkers, dads, and moms
- Mention of Christmas-themed retirement gifts
- Emphasis on retirement gifts for various professions (teachers, nurses, doctors, etc.)
- Recommendation of appreciation gifts for retired coworkers
- Memorable bookmarks as retirement keepsakes
- Suggestions for retirement party favors and office Christmas gifts
- Gift ideas for family and friends to express gratitude and appreciation
- Assurance of a positive buyer experience
TRex –
My friends were blow away by this gift!! The inscription about “great friends” captured my sentiments perfectly. A couple of them actually teared up. These bookmarks are not flimsy…great quality and packaged nicely.
Dee Marie –
Looks great and messages are applicable . I bought two one for graduation and one for 16th birthday
Lisa Galindo Cenobio –
Nice for a gift
John –
The person who received this loved it! It was beautiful!
Cliente de Kindle –
It looks very nice, good quality. The material is shiny and sturdy.
I liked it’s quite giftable, as it comes in a nice little box.
Ana –
After repeated reviews stating they received the wrong design, I was worried. Luckily I received the one I ordered and I’m pleased. It is a sturdy stainless steel piece, yet thin enough to be effective and not damage any pages. I had to attach the tassel myself but it wasn’t hard to do.
Amazon Customer –
Got it for my friend who lives far away. Very nice gift, sturdy and nice size. Lovely.
Dawn Silva –
Like
Ana –
Came quick and as described. I love the little charm.
Lucille Hodgins –
Would buy again!
Lisa Galindo Cenobio –
Cute little metal bookmark. I like it a lot.
Norma –
I returned as when it arrived, it had a random phrase on it that was not the phrase I chose and not suitable for a retiring teacher. Apparently, these are packed at random so don’t expect to get the one you chose.
Linda T –
The bookmark was beautiful but I received the wrong saying.