Sea Turtle Shaped Charcuterie Board Gift Review

(9 customer reviews)

$29.50

With its lifelike laser-engraved texture, this acacia wood board looks like a real turtle.  Sea Turtle Shaped Charcuterie Board is perfect for serving cheese, crackers, or appetizers.

Disclosure

Attention, Sea Turtle Shaped Charcuterie Board enthusiasts! Behold this “eye-catching” turtle-shaped charcuterie board that’s about as lifelike as a plastic toy. (Bonus points if you laser-engrave some squiggles on it to make it look extra “authentic.”)

Can’t decide whether to decorate your kitchen with this ocean-themed atrocity or your bathroom because it looks like something that should be floating in a toilet? Well, now you don’t have to choose!

Made from acacia wood, which is totally “knife blade friendly” (just don’t expect to cut anything harder than a piece of bread).

Perfect for new homeowners who have given up on finding anything tasteful, or as a hostess gift for someone who’s desperate for anything to liven up their boring kitchen.

Complete with a stylish gift box, so you don’t have to waste time wrapping it. Just throw it in the mail and hope the recipient doesn’t mistake it for a doorstop.

Want to add some beachy charm to your home? No need to travel to the ocean when you can just hang this turtle on the wall and pretend it’s exploring your kitchen. It’s like a tropical paradise, without the sand and sunburn.

Measuring “gigantic,” this board is perfect for serving your favorite cheese and crackers, or as a giant plate for those times when you’re too lazy to wash dishes.

Care instructions: Rinse with water, or just leave it on your counter to collect dust. Hey, it’s made of “non-porous” wood, so it’s probably fine, right?

Any questions? Don’t bother our customer service team, unless you’re looking for a laugh.

What about Sea Turtle Shaped Charcuterie Board?

  • Lifelike Turtle Design: Manual laser engraving adds a realistic texture to the acacia wood charcuterie board, making it an eye-catching piece.
  • Versatile Decor: Can be used as a wall decor or countertop accent, adding a tropical island vibe to your home.
  • Gift-Ready: Packaged in an elegant gift box, perfect for housewarming, birthdays, or turtle enthusiasts.
  • Functional Serving: Ideal for appetizers, charcuterie, cheese, sushi, and other food items, measuring 17.16″L x 12.12″W x 0.78″Th.
  • Easy Care: Made of non-porous acacia wood, simply rinse or wipe clean with a damp cloth. Oil the surface periodically for maintenance.
Material

Brand

Special Feature

Durable,Premium

Occasion

Housewarming, Birthday

Style

Shape

Sea Turtle

Seasons

All Seasons

Product Dimensions

17.16"L x 12.12"W x 0.78"Th

Pattern

Wood

Product Care Instructions

Hand Wash Only

Size

Large

Item Weight

Is Microwaveable

No

Is Dishwasher Safe

Yes

Manufacturer

Country of Origin

China

Date First Available

March 8, 2023

9 reviews for Sea Turtle Shaped Charcuterie Board Gift Review

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    Earll

    Makes a great gift for turtle lovers! Durable and lightweight

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    Cindy Lou

    Order this for a gift and was so excited but the tail had a piece broken off. I ordered a replacement and it also came broken. I was excited because I loved the shark shape. I hated to have to find a completely gift and my friend was bummed because she absolutely loved it .

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    E. Smith

    this is well made, a great size, and hysterical. I don’t know how I entertained without it.

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    Kristen Gifford

    Proud to be giving as a gift.

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    Aby Girl

    Well made and decorative. This was a new home gift for a friend in Kauai. She said it’s too pretty to use as a cutting board and will display on her wall.

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    Amazon Customer

    Gave this to my friend as housewarming gift at her beach house and she loved it! Came in a gift box and seems like good quality.

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    Hollie

    I’ve seen plenty of similar boards but I wanted something unique. This board was beautiful and a large size and the quality was amazing. The box was a bit worse for wear but the item itself was in excellent condition.I can’t wait to see the look on my friend’s face when it I give to her!

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    LadyBead

    Came in a big box but when i opened it, it was smaller than I thought it was

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    Kristen Gifford

    I’m a huge fan of sea turtles and am part of the local sea turtle patrol. We had an end-of-year gathering and I got this to display my treats for the dessert. It is so beautiful and so well made that I use it as a display in my kitchen now. It works well as a charcuterie board but I can’t bear to cover it up. Love it so much!

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